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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face


doajiggie:

spoopious:

it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH!!! PANTYHOSE OMFG

(Source: fromuponp0ppyhill)


mytrueaddictons:

He looks so much cuter without the stache

(Source: spilled-weed)

(Source: nerdcrest)


raqe:

I was going to get mad at everyone in my art class for wasting expensive paint but then I got distracted by how pretty it was

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

ridge:

KIM KARDASHIAN’S COMMENTS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND